LNMAC here I come!

If I owned a monster I'd call him 'Lochie' even if he wasn't from a loch. Anyway, I love this tee from TopatoCo, and to make the deal even sweeter, they promise that this tee, or any of their others, won't make the wearer look fat.
Grab this LNMAC tee from TopatoCo Item Boutique for around US$17+shiptimes. And for only $5 more why the wilikers wouldn't you become a LNMAC official certificate holder? I'd pay five bucks to have my name put on anything.